• Oliver Pine

The Modern Playbook: Play 2

The


"Nick"


Success Rate:100%

Attracts:4’s and below

Requirements:Poor Taste, Bad luck, Shitty Friends

Prep Time:N/A

Bummers:Must live with yourself afterwards


The Play:

  1. Find an unattractive girl with self-esteem issues.

  2. Hit on girl, and get her to go home with you

  3. Your IN! 

Notes:

  1. Your friends will bully you, stage interventions, and make snap groups to plan your breakup

  2. Your parents will be disappointed in you, and secretly consider giving you up for adoption

  3. The self shame you will receive for lowering your standards just to date for a month and a half is not worth it.

  4. It doesn’t count as practice for college.

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