- Oliver Pine
The Modern Playbook: Play 2
The
"Nick"
Success Rate:100%
Attracts:4’s and below
Requirements:Poor Taste, Bad luck, Shitty Friends
Prep Time:N/A
Bummers:Must live with yourself afterwards
The Play:
Find an unattractive girl with self-esteem issues.
Hit on girl, and get her to go home with you
Your IN!
Notes:
Your friends will bully you, stage interventions, and make snap groups to plan your breakup
Your parents will be disappointed in you, and secretly consider giving you up for adoption
The self shame you will receive for lowering your standards just to date for a month and a half is not worth it.
It doesn’t count as practice for college.