• Oliver Pine

The Modern Playbook: Play 1

Updated: Jun 22, 2020

Once Quarantine started, I decided to create a "Modern Playbook" of how to get girls in the Q. Since the Q is almost over, I've decided to share some of the legendary ways of getting girls on social dating apps like Tinder, J-date, Christian Mingle (not saying I have ever used it), and Bumble. So, here is your play of the week for this week:


The “I Know You”


Success Rate: 76%

Attracts: Girls who like Jewish geography,

Requirements: Mad Jewish Geography skills

Prep Time: N/A

Bummers: Easy to be brushed off


The Play:

  1. Identify an attractive girl (either on the app or in a bar)

  2. Walk over (or text her) and say “Hey, I know you! Rachel, right?”

  3. At this point there are two possibilities:

  4. They are named Rachel, and they bug out, and so you have to recover and say “you look like your camp friend’s home friend that I met down the shore. Do you happen to be from _____? You look familiar”

  5. They act confused, and you say “you look really familiar, you look like my camp friend’s home friend that I met down the shore, you don’t happen to be from ______ do you?

  6. If they ask what camp you go to or play Jewish Geography... You’re in!

Notes:

  1. Must have insane Jewish Geography skills.

  2. This play can also work on social media apps through messaging the girl instead of talking to her.

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