Degen Dictionary UFC 6/20/20

It’s parlay territory up in this bitch! If you're placing straight bets I kindly ask you to get the fuck out, you’re not welcome here. UFC Fight Night: Blaydes vs. Volkov has some mouthwatering matchups for degens, such as myself. Blaydes is currently -405 for a reason, he’s a fucking killer, and facing off against Volkov whose takedown defense is laughable at best makes this quite an easy call. Next up, we have Emmett vs. Burgos. This is a tough fight to call through and through. Burgos has a clear advantage on the ground, but often leaves his chin exposed which has resulted in him eating a lot of unnecessary shots in the past. Going up against Josh Emmett, who dare I say has McGregor level knockout power, could result in a swift knockout victory. Emmett is currently +125, if you wanna make some fucking money on a good bet you better put it on my main man Emmett. Now if you know me personally, you know there is nothing I love more than 2 women beating that absolute crap out of eachother. Unfortunately for us, Reneau vs. Pennington will not reach those standards as Reneau’s greatest ability is getting handed consecutive losses by the judges (she's also 43). Don’t be a dumbass, and bet on Pennington. My remaining picks are Lyman Good (+100), Roosevelt Roberts (-240), Bobby Green (-240), Piechota (-110), and Frank Camacho (-340). Yes I know I picked a lot of favorites, so if you doubt me pick the fucking underdogs. I dare you, lose your money to make that “Bro if it hits” parlay. I expect you degens back next Saturday morning for last minute picks.

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Blaydes: https://www.mmafighting.com/2020/3/6/21166788/curtis-blaydes-vs-alexander-volkov-announced-as-main-event-for-ufc-saskatoon