- The Mook Man
Degen Dictionary:UFC 6/27/2020
Welcome back to the Degen-Fucking-Dictioniary! If you listened to my main card picks last week, you probably made some fucking money.
UFC Fight Night: Austin has a few good fights, but for degens like us it wouldn't matter if every fight was horse shit, we’d still bet. Headlining the card is Poirier vs. Hooker. Poirier is easily the choice here, he has knocked off the likes of Alvarez, Gaethje, and Holloway. He also held his own against Khabib (meaning he didn’t fight like a pussy). Hooker barely pulled off a decision victory against Paul Felder, who many believed actually won the fight. Hooker has the size advantage, but that should not make much of an impact against the best striker in the division. Go with Poirier (-230). The Co-Main is “Platinum” Mike Perry vs. Mickey Gall. If you listened to my bold prediction last week with Emmett upsetting Burgos, then listen to me when I tell you to bet on Gall. Perry is the heavy favorite, but has lost 5 of his last 7 fights. That’s fucking disgusting. Gall is a grappler who has finished 4 of his fights by submission, and against a brawler like Perry he may get a 5th. So I’ll say it again, if you wanna make some fucking money on a good bet you better put it on my main man Mickey Gall (+255). Now the card realistically goes to shit, but money is still there to be made. So the next fight is Greene vs. Villante, both men are coming off losses, but I would hammer Greene as he has the significant size & weight advantage. Take Greene (-250).Allen vs. Daukaus is also an easy fight to call. Allen is an upcoming star who has a wide array of skills winning by knockout in his last fight, and by submission in the fight before. Facing an opponent who accepted the fight on short notice should give him the clear advantage. Bet on Allen (-310), don’t waste your money. Lins vs Boser is quite the interesting fight, as both men are (-110). Personally, I would recommend betting on Lins. Both men are coming off losses, but Lins has a reach advantage, more technical striking, and has faced tougher opponents (losing to Arlovski). Take Lins (-110). I don’t want to waste my time explaining the remainder of my picks, you guys are just gonna blindly follow me anyways. Take Pena (-250), Griffin (Even) Jinh Yu Frey (+150),Woodson (-538), and Sato (-260). If you listen to me prepare to make some fucking money, and if you didn’t learn and try to hedge my bets again this week prepare to lose some fucking money, @sweaty. See you guys back here next Saturday morning for last minute picks for the card of the year. Until then, peace in the Middle East.
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